Best collection of Jokes Sms in Hindi 2017

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Wife: – Ye Aap Ki Shirt Per Lipstick Ka Nishan Kahan Se Aaya…?
Husband: – Mein Khud Paresaan Hu Nishan Dekhkar.

                      Maine To Uss Waqt Shirt Utari Hui Thi….☺☺☺

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Raat Ke 3 Baje Pappu Ke Number Par Phone Aaya….

Hello, Yaha Fatima Mehfooz Rehti Hai Kya…???
Pappu:- Kutte Itni Raat Ko Fatima Mere Paas Hoti To Mehfooz Rehti Kya…☺☺☺

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Modern Majnu– Mein Tumhare Ishq Me Barbaad Ho Gai,

                                Lut Gayi, Meri Duniya Rushwa Ho Gaya…
Modern Laila– To Karamjalla, Mein Kaun Sa Bank Manager Ban Gayi..!!!

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Nepali: – Shaab Ye Shaam Singh Ka Mobile Kaha Milega…
Salesman: – Pata Nahi…
Nepali: – Saab Ji TV Main Add To Isi Dukan Ka Hain.

Salesman: – Abey Ye Sham Singh Nahi, SAMSUNG Hai!!

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Pappu Raju Se Bola Bhai Aaj To Chay Peene Ka Maza Aa Gaya.
Raju: – Pappu Jee, Agar Billi Ne Dudh Me Muh Na Mara Hota To Aur Bhi
Maza Aata!!!

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Mom: – Beta, Sofa Letne Ke Liye Nahi Hota hain,

                         Baithne Ke Liye Hota Hain…
Son: – Ha Toh Chappal Bhi Maarne Ke Liye Nahi Hota,

           Pahenne Ke Liye Hoti Hai..
Ek Chappl Aur Padi..

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Pyar Mein Kabhi Kabhi Aisa Ho Jaata Hai.
Girlfriend Ne Shaadi Se Inkaar Kaar Diya.
Socha Dil Diya Hai Aab Jaan Bhi Denge Sanam.
Par Kamine Dosto Ne Daru Pilaa Ke Usi Ke Baaraat Main Nchwaa Diya…☺☺☺

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Pappu: – Kya Kha Rahe Ho Yaar..?
Raju: – Mungphali Kha Raha Hu….
Pappu: – Akle Akle…?
Raju: – Oye 10 Mungphali Ki Me Langar Lagau Kya?

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Teacher Pappu Se:- Tumane Homework Kyon Nahin Kiya…?
Pappu:- Sir, Kyonki Main Hostal Mein Rahata Hoon.

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Gaon Main Bijli Aayegi Sun Kar Logo Ke Saath Saath Kutte Bhi Khush Huwe….

Bole, “Bijli Aayegi Toh Khumba Bhi Lagega”

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Pappu: – Yar Mujhe 1 Hathora Or Keel Chahiye Computer K Lye.
Sales Man: – Magar Computer Me Inka Kya Kaam?
Pappu: – Oye Yaar Mujhe Computer Me Windows Xp Install Karna Hai!

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Golu: – Ek Kilo Gaaye(Cow) Ka Doodh Dena.
Shopkeper: – Lekin Tumhara Bartan Toh Bahut Chhota Hai.
Golu: – Theek Hai Toh Phir Bakri Ka De De!!

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Girl: – Tum Mujhe Apni Heere Ki Ring De Do,

           Mein Ring Ko Dekh Ke Tumhe Yaad Kiya Karungi,
Boy :- Tum Ye Sochkar Yaad Kar Lena Ki Kamine Se Ring Mangi Thi Aur Usne Nahi Di!!!

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Patni: – Sharam Nahi Aati, Dusri Aurat Ko Ghur Ghur Kar Dekh Rahe Ho…!
Ab Tum Shadi Shuda Ho..
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Pati: – Aisa Kaha Likha Hai Ki Upwas Ho To Khane Ka Menu Bhi Nahi Dekh Sakte…!!!

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3 Larkiyon Ko 10 Saal Ki Saza Mili….
Tino Ek Hi Room Main 10 Saal Guzarnay K Bad
Jab Riha Hokar Ghar Janay Lagii To….
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1 Larki Boli…..
Chal Thekk Hai Yaar Baaki Baten Mobile Per Kartey Hain…..

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Girlfriend: – Janu Kya Main Tumhare Sapnon Me Aati Hu??
Boyfriend: – Nahi.
Girlfriend: – Kyun…???
Boyfriend: – Main”Hanuman Chalisa”Padhkar Sota Hu….

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Raju:-Aaj Mujhe Ajeeb SMS Aya Or Mera Mobile Off Ho Gaya.
Pappu:-Kown Sa Sms
Raju:-Battery Low
Pappu:-Send Kr..Sabko Daraenge…!!!☺☺☺

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एक कंजूस अपने बेटे को पिट रहा था…!

पड़ोसी:-क्यों पिट रहे हो बच्चे को…?

बनिया:-मैंने इसको कहा कि 1-1 सीढी
छोड़कर चढ़, चप्पल कम घिसेगी…!

नालायक 2-2 सीढ़ी छोड़कर चढ़ा,
पाजामा फाड़ लिया…!

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Pappu: – Express Kitne Baje Hai.
T.T:- 1 Baje.
Pappu: – Local?
T.T:- 9 Bje.
Pappu: – Aur Maal Gadi.
T.T:- 12 Baje, Abe Tujhe Jana Kaha Hai.
Pappu: – Patri Pe Potty Karne..!

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Wife: – Shadi Ke Shuru Main, Jab Main Khana Banati Thi to Aap Mujhe Jyada Khilate The,

             Aur Khud Kam Khate The Par Ab Aisa Kyu Nhi?
Husband: – Q Ki Ab Tumhe Khana Banana Aa Gya Hai.

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Girl: – Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona Mujhe.
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Pappu: – Nahi
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Girl: – Q Nahi?

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Pappu: – Bade-Budhe Kah Gaye Hain Ki Aurato Ko Muh Nahi Lagana Chahiye.. 😉

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Kya Meri Naak Tedi Hain.?
Aankhen Mendak Jaisi Hain.?
Surat Se Besharam Lgta Hu.?
Pagal Hu.?

Akal Nhi Mujhe.?
Fir Kisine Aisa Kyu Kaha
Meri Surat Tumse Milti Ha.!!!

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Ek Bhoot Hair cut Karane Gaya Insaan Ke Bhesh Main.
Barber: – Baad Mein Aao, Busy Hun!!
Aisa Kya Kaha Bhoot Ne Barber Behosh Ho Gaya.

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Sar Rakh Kar Jaa Raha Hoon, Baad Mein Le Jaaonga….☺☺☺

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Kamine Dost..!!
1st Dost: – Main Aisa Kya Karu Ke Teri Shadi Ke Baad,

                    Teri Wife Ko Cinema Lekar Jaun Or Tu Naaraz Bhi Na Ho.
2nd Dost:- Meri Shaadi Apni Behen Se Karva De,

                     Phir Tu Gale Me Haath Dalke Bhi Cinema Dekh, Main Naaraz Nahi Hounga..!!

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Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata Hai,
Aaj Nahin Aaya,
Kaha Na Kabhi Kabhi Aata Hai….☺☺☺

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Ek Murgi Aur Uske 3 Bache, Road Cross Kar Rahe The,
Road Cross Karne K Baad, Murgi Ke 1 Bache Ne Kaha,
Hum 7 Ne Road Cross Karli.

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7 Kaise …??

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Aur Socho,
Read Sms Again, Then Scroll Down,
Arey Yaar Bache Hain, Kuch Bhi Bolte Rehte Hain.
Aap Tension Mat Lo…..☺☺☺☻☻☻

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Wife Ko Begum Kyon Kehte Hain..?
Kyonki Shaadi Ke Baad Saare Gum To Husband Ke Hisse Mein Aate Hain,

Aur Wife Be-Gum Ho Jaat Hain.

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Boy: – Tum Gaana Bahut Achcha Aato Ho.
Girl:- Nahin, Mein To Sirf Bathroom Singer Hoon.
Boy: – To Bulaao Na Kabhi, Mehfil Jamaate Hain.

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Boy: – Chalo Kisi Viraan Jagah Chalte Hain!
Girl: – Tum Aisi-Vaisi Harkat To Nahi Karoge?
Boy: – Bilkul Nahi!
Girl: – To Phir Rehne Do…

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Pappu:- Aaj Papa Ne Bahut Pitayi Kar Di.
Raju:- Kyun?
Pappu:- Meine To Sirf Itna Pucha “KAMINE” Film Dekhne Chal Rahe Ho,

                Ya Ghar Pe Hi “BLUE” Film Dekhoge…!!!

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