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Wife: – Whenever We Keep the Money in the Bags Our Son Steals It, I Don’t Know What to Do?
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Husband: – Keep It In His Books. I Know He Will Never Touch Them…

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Interviewer: – What Drives You?
Candidate: – The Bus Mostly.
Interviewer: – I Mean What Motivates You To Get Out Of Bed In The Morning?
Candidate: – Missing the Bus!

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Meaning Of ABCDEFG: – A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls.

                                              Reverse the Letters GFEDCBA
Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch New Bakra Again…

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New Way of Writing Answers in Exams, If You Don’t Know the Answer,

Then Put Lines like this:-
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And Write Below: – “Scratch Here For ANSWERS”

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Indian Airlines Slogan: – A Warm Experience & Motherly Treatment…
Warm Because Ac Doesn’t Work & Motherly Because Air Hostesses Are Above 50

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1 Boy On His Way 2 Home With His Mom After School,
Saw A Couple Kissing On The Road…
He Suddenly Shouted and Said Look Mom,
They Are Fighting For Chewing Gum.

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When Words Fail… Eyes Work,
When Eyes Fail… Heart Works, And

When Heart Fails… What???
Understand He Died…….!!!

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At Bus Stop A Girl Was Standing With Her Face Covered.

A Man on Bike Stops and Says “Should We Leave”
Girl Replies: – “Dad I Am”

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In A Class Room;

Teacher Asked: – If I Buy An Item At 12.75 And Sell At 15.25, It’s Loss Or Profit?
Pappu: – Profit In Rupees & Loss in Paisa….!!!

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Husband and Wife Had a Fight;
Wife Called Mom: – He Fought With Me Again, I Am Coming To You.
Mom: – No Beta, He Must Pay For His Mistake, I Am Coming To Stay With You!

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The Madrasi Said: – I Want To See The Movie “Heart Is Umbrella”.

 Which Movie Did He Really Want To See?
Dil Chhata Hai…

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A Chinese Couple Mr. & Miss Hua Got Twins without Marriage.

What Did They Name Them?
They Named Them as “Jo-Hua’,‘So-Hua”

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New Teacher Joined In The School;
Teacher:- Boys Tell Your Names And Hobbies…
1st Boy:- My Name Is Raj. My Hobby Is Watching Moon.
2nd Boy: – My Name Is Ramjet. And My Hobby Is Watching Moon.
3rd Boy: – My Name Is Ravi & Hobby Is Watching Moon.
Teacher: – Wow Nice Everyone’s Hobbies Are Same

Ok Now Girls Turn…
1st Girl: – Hello Teacher My Name Is Moon.
Teacher Shocked….Boys Rocked☺☺☺

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In Chemistry Class Teacher Asked A Girl: – What Are Nitrates???
Girl Answered: – Night Rates, They Are Costlier Than Day…..!!!

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Teacher: – Children’s Exams Are Nearing,

If You Have Any Doubt You Can Ask Me….

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Boys: – In Which Printing Press The Question Paper Are Printed?

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Osama To Amitabh: – How Are You???
Amitabh: – “Sometimes Happy Sometimes Sadness” And You?
Osama: – “Sometimes Gola Sometimes Bom”

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Kid: – Why Some Of Your Hairs Are White Dad????

Dad: – Every Time A Son Make His Dad Unhappy,

            One Of His Father’s Hairs Turns White…

Kid: – Now Understand Why Grandpa’s Hairs Are All White.

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A boy meets a girl in metro;

Girl: – every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.

Boy: – Oh, are you single???

Girl: – No, I am a dentist…!!!

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A Student Is Talking To His Teacher;

Student: – Would You Punish Me For Something I Didn’t Do??

Teacher: – Of Course Not.

Student: – Well Because I Haven’t Done My Homework.

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Best Pick Up Lie to Approach a Girl;

Boy: – Is Your Dad Terrorist??

Girl: – What…???

Boy: – No, I Asked Because You Are Such A Bomb….!!!

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Only Two Types Of Communication Are Fastest In The World.

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E-Mail to E-Mail

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Female to Female…..!!!

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A Girl Chatting With a Boy;

Girl: – I Love You

Boy: – I Love You Too

Girl: – Too Late

Boy: – You Texted Me at 10:55,

            I Replied Back At 10:57.

Girl: – What The Hell Were You Doing At 10:56…???

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Teacher: – Behind Every Successful Man There Is A Woman.

                    What Do We Learn From This?

Student: – We Should Stop Wasting Time In Studies And Find A Woman.

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