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Girls of 1995– Agar Tum Mil Jao Zamana Chor Denge Hum.
Girls of 2012– Agra Tum Mil Jao Purana Chor Denge Hum!

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Bhikhari: – Sahab 1 Rupaya De Do.
Saheb: – Kal Aana.
Bhikhari: – Saala Is Kal Kal Ke Chakkar Mein Is Colony Mein Mere Lakhon Rupaye Fase Huye Hain☺☺

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Ek Sharabi Aankh Daan Karne Gaya

Counter Clerk Asks: – Kuch Kehna Chahte Ho?
Sharabi: – Jise Lagao Usse Bata Dena Ye Do Paik Ke Baad Khulti Hain.

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Har Gum Ko Pala Nai Jata,
Kanch Ki Chizo Ko Uchala Nai Jata,
Kuch Karna Hi To Mehnat Karo Yaro,
Har Baat Ko “All Is Well” Bolke Tala Nahi Jata!

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Doctor Ne Udaas Hokar Kaha: – Aapki Biwi Ab Sirf Do Dino Ki Mehman Hain. I’m so sorry…
Santa: – Isme Sorry Ki Kya Baat Hain Dr. Sahab.

               Nikaal Lenge Ye Do Din Bhi Jaise-Taise…
Aage To Mouaj Masti Me Jeena Hain..Jeevan Ras Peena Hain☺☺☺

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Yamraj Ne Ek Ladke Ki Jaan Le Li—

Chitragupt: – Iss Ko Waqt Se Pehle Kyon Mara?
Yumraj: – Kya Karun, March End Mein Target Jo Pura Karna Tha.

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Khuda Kare Tujhe Khushiyan Hazaar Mile,

Mujhse Bhi Achche Yaar Mile,

Meri Girlfriend Tujhe Raakhi Baandhe Aur Tujhe Ek Aur Behan Ka Pyar Mile…☺☺☺

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Majburiya Hoti Hain Sirf Mahaan Logo Ke Jeevan Mein…
Nahi To Ram Vanvaas Mein, Krishna Kara-avaas Mein

Aur
Main Office Mein Kyo Baithta…☺☺☺

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Umar Ki Raah Mein Jazbaat Badal Jaate Hain,
Waqt Ki Aandhi Me Hallat Badal Jaate Hain,
Sochta Hoon Kaam Kar Kar Ke Record Tod Dun,
Lekin Kambakhat Salary Dekhte He Khayalaat Badal Jaate Hain…..

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AapKi Awaz Koyal Jaisi Hain,

Aankhain Hiran Jaisi Hain,

Chaal MOR Jaisi Hain,

Aadatain Bandar Jaisi Hain.

Achha Hota Agar Koi Ek Cheez Insanon Wali Bhi Hoti….☺

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Log Kehte Hain Ki Khuda Ne Aapko Badi Fursat Mein Banaaya Hai.
Theek Hi Kehte Hain, Faltoo Kaam Fursat Mein Hi To Kiye Jaate Hain…!!!

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Tumhari Girlfriend Ka Message Mila Hai–

Kahti Hai Koi Patthar Se Na Maare Mere Deewana KO,

Kahti Hai Koi Patthar Se Na Maare Mere Deewana KO,

Twenty First Century Hain Bomb Se Uda Do Saale KO.

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Angry Boss: – Tumne Kabhi Ullu Dekha Hai?
Executive (SAR Jhukate Huwe):- Nahin Sir.
Boss: – Niche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho? Meri Taraf Dekho…☺☺☺

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Teacher: – “I Love You” Ka Aaviskaar Kis Desh Me Huwa Tha?

Boys: – China
Teacher:-How?
Boys:-Esme Saare Chinese Gun Hain “Na Koi Gaaranty Na Koi Warranty

            Chale to Chand Tak Na Chale to Shaam Tak….☺

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2 Cockroach ICU Me–
Ek Dusre Ke Bagal Me Bed Par Jkhmi Halat Me Admit The.
Ek Ne Dusre Se Poocha: – HIT or CHAPPAL
Dusre Ne Jabab Diya: – Nahi Yaar Ye Ladkiya Bhi Dekh Kaar Etti Chillati Hain,

                                            Ki Heart Attack AA Gaya…

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Ravan Ki 20 Aankhein Thi Magar Nazar Sirf Ek Aurat Pe,
Jab Ki Aapki 2 Aankhein Aur Nazar Har Aurat Pe…
Toh Asli Ravan Kaun ? ☻☻

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Tum Sada Haste Raho,

Sada Muskurate Raho,

Khush Raho,

Gun-Gunate Raho,

Hamesha Mast Raho.

Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhe Hi Pagal Kahenge!!!

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Kabhi Ye Mat Socho Tumhare Girlfriend/Boyfriend/Husband/Wife Ne Tumhe Kitna Romantic Message Bheja Hain,

Sirf Yeh Socho Ke Use Kisne Bheja Hoga ?

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Teacher:-A B C D Sunao,
Pappu:- A B C D E F G H I J K L N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Teacher:- P M Kaha Gaya?
Pappu: – Foreign Tour Pe…☺☺☺

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Pappu:-Tum To Padhne Me Bade Hoshiyaar Ho,

                To Phir Tution Ki Kaya Jrurat Hai?
Pappu:-Maa Tum Bhi To Ghar Ka Kaam Karne Me Hoshiyaar Ho,

                To Phir Kaamwali Rakhne Ki Kaya Jrurat Hai?
Phir Kaya…De Chappal….De Chappal…. De Chappal….☺

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Bus Running,
Jhatka Laga,
1 Ladka 1 Ladki Pe Ja Gira
Ladki Boli Batameez; Kya Kar Rahe Ho…?
Ladka Bola…
University Se B.A Kar Raha Hoon…!!!

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Teacher: – Dunia Ke Aise 2 Prani Ka Naam Batawo Jise Thand Nahi Lagti Hain.
Pappu: – Pahla Penguins Aur Dusra Shaadi Aae Ladki-Aurat

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Munna Bhai: – Agar Bina Danto Ka Kutta Kate To Kya Karna Chahiye?
Circuit: – Simple Bhai… Bina Sui Ka Injection Lagane Ka!

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Jija: – Sali Ji, Aapke Yahan Ki Sabse Mash-Hoor Cheez Kaunsi Hain?
Sali: – Jija Ji, Jo Mash-Hoor Thi, Usey To Aap Le Gaye!

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Ek Baar Pappu Train Mein Safar Kar Raha Tha–
Train Mein Bahut Bheed Hone Ke Karan Pappu,

Ek Ganje Adami Ke Seat Par Baith Gaya.
Aadmi Jhun-jhala Kar Bola,

“Haan-Haan, Mere Sir Par Aa Kar Baith Ja.”
Pappu: Nahin Uncle Main Yaheen Theek Hoon, Wahaan Se Phisalane Ka Dar Hai!

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Journalist: – Aap Ka Favrt. Phool Kon Sa Hai.
Meera: – O So Nice Question.
Phoolon Me Mujhe Flower Bohat Pasand Hain.

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Ladka Gf Ko Kis Karne Wala Tha
Ladki Ne Use “Centre Fresh” Khila Diya
Ladke Ne Ladki Ka Rape Kar Dala

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Ek Student Ki Aakhri Khwaish :- Mujhe Jala Dena, Ya Dafna Dena, Maru To 1 Ghoot Beer Pila                                                                                                Dena, Mein Tajmahal Nahi Chahta Dosto, Meri Kabr Par Girls Hostel Bana Dena!!

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Ek Chote Bacche Ne Apani Pregnant Mummy Se Pucha: – Isme Kya Hain?
Mummy: – Issme Pyara Sa Baby Hain.
Baccha: – Itna Pyara Tha To Khaya Kyu Ussko?

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Apne Fair Hone Par Itna Guroor Na Karo,

Sab Do Din Ki Masti Hain…
Aapki Khubsurti Bhi Tab Tak Hain,

Jab Tak Fair & Lovely Sasti Hain…

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Dhobi Police Se: – Pappu Ne Meri Biwi Ki Ijjat Luti!!
Pappu: – Main Press Karwane Gaya Tha, Dhobi Ne Kaha Main Khana Kha Raha Hoon,

               Istri Garm Hai Mar Lo!

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Santa to Banta: – Yeh Bacha Tumhara Kya Lagta Hain?
Banta: – Yeh Mera Door Ka Bhai Hain,
Santa :- Door Ka Mein Samjha Nahin,
Banta :- Ess K Aur Mere Beech 8 Behan Bhai Aur Hain !

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Ek Sharabi Daru Pee Pee K”Mar”Gaya,
Lekin Marte-Marte Bhi Ye Anmol Baat Kah Gaya
Daru To”Branded” Hi Peeta Tha,
Saala “Liver” Hi Local Nikla…☺☺☺

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