Best collection of Funny Sms in Hindi 2017

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Ladki:- Mera Dil Mobile Aur Tum Uske Sim Ho.

Ladka:- Jaan Ek Baat Poochhu..?

Ladki:-Haa Poochho Na Jaan.

Ladka:- Tumhara Mobile Dual-Sim Wala To Nahi☺☺☺

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Aaj Kuchh Ghabraye Se Lagte Ho.

Thand Main Kapkapayese Lagte Ho.

Nikhar Kar Aayi Hai Surat Aapki.

Bahut Dino Baad Naaye Se Lagte Ho…

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Wife:- Main Ghar Chhor Kar Ja Rahi Hu.

Husband:- Theek Hain Main Nirmal Baba Ke Pass Ja Raha Hu.

Wife:- Kyo☺☺?

            Mujhe Wapas Paane Ke Liye Duwa Karoge.

Husband:- Nahi Batane Jar Aha Hu Ki Kirpa Aane Lagi Hai.

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Mohabbat Main Jab Mujhe Dhhoka Mila.

To Zindagi Main Charon Or Udasi Chha Gaye.

Socha Tha Ki Aag Laga Dunga Is Duniya Ko,

Par Kambakhat Caoloni Main Dusri Aa Gaye.

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Ladka:- Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha.

              Mujhe Nahi Lagta Ki Hamari Shadi Hogi.

Ladki:- Kyo☻☻???

             Papa Se Mile…???

Ladka:- Tumhari Behan Se Mila…☺☺☺

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Koi Gum Nahi Magar Dil Udas Hain.

Tujhse Koi Rishta Nahi Phir Bhi Ehsaas Hain.

Kahne Ko Bahut Apne Hain Magar Tu Ek Khaas Hain.

Jayada Emotional Mat Hona Upar Sab Bakwas Hain…☺☺☺

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Jailer:- Suna Hain Tum Shayar Ho Kuchh Sunawo.

Qaidi:- Gum-E-Ulfat Me Jo Zindagi Kati Hamari.

             Jis Din Jamanat Huye Zindagi Khatam Tumhari.☺☺☺

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*Boy Explains The Computer Problem To Girl On Phone*

Boy:- My Computer Pe Right Click Karo.

Girl:- Kiya Phir…???

Boy:- Ab Manage Pe Click Kar Or Device Manager Khol.

Girl:- Kiya Phir…???

Boy:- Ab Upar Dekh Kya Hain.

Girl:- Pankha…???☺☺☺

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Gadhaa Kitna Bekar Janwar Hain.

Duniya Isko Nakara Samjhta Hain.

Magar Is Bechare Ki Himmat To Dekho.

Ye Sms Kitni Gaur Se Padh Raha Hain..

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Teacher:- Jawani Aur Budhapa Main Kya Farak Hain Batawo…???

Student:- Jawani Main Mobile Me HASEENO Ke Number Hote Hain.

                Aur Budhape Main HAKEEMO Ke Number Hote Hain.

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Ek Ladka Gadhe Ke Saamne Gir Gaya.

Ek Khubsurat Ladki Ne Dekha Aur Kaha Apne Bade Bhai Ke Pair Chhu Rahe Ho.

Ladka Ji Bhabhi Ji…☺☺☺

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Dil Say Dil Mila Kar To Dekho.

Hamari Yaad Main Aansu Baha Kar To Dekho.

Sms To Kya Call Bhi Karenge.

Kabhi Hamare Mobile Me Recharge Karwa Ke To Dekho.

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Aapke Mobile Number Pe Agar Koi Ladka Faltu Ki Call Ya Miss Call Kare.

To Aap Uske Mobile Number Ko OLX Me Daal Kar Post Kar Do.

Iphone 5 Only 12000rs Main Kasam Se Call To Kya Miss Call Bhi Nahi Aayega.

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Train Chalne Lagi…

Ek Ladka Aaya Aur Dibbe Me Chadh Gaya.

Achanak Samne TT Bola Kyo Be Dikhta Nahi Ye Ladies Compart Hain.

Ladka Sorry Sir Mujhe Laga Ki Aap Mard Ho…

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Machhali Jal Ki Rani Hain “Iska Naya Verjan”

Patni Ghar Ki Rani Hain.

Karti Apni Manmani Hain.

Kaam Batawo To Chidhh Jayegi.

Shoping Karawo To Khil Jayegi.

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Ek Raat Ek Chore K Sardarke Ghar Main Ghus Gaya.

Chor:- Sona Kaha Hain.

Sardar:- Ullu Ke Patthe Pura Ghar Khaali Hain Kahi Bhi So Ja.

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Ladki;- Pandit Ji, Hawan Karwana Tha Beti Ke Liye.

Pandit:- Shaadi Nahi Ho Rahi Hain Kya..???

Ladki:- Nahi Uski DP Pe Like Nahi Aa Rahe Aaj Kal..☺☺☺.

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Manzil Ki Taraf Badhte Chalo.

Jo Dil Kahe Usi Raah Ko Chuno.

Pichhe Wallo Ko Aage Na Jaane Do Aur Jo Aage Hain Unse Aage Niklo.

Tabhi Ek Achchhe Truk Driver Banoge…☺☺☺

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Teacher:- Pyaar Aur Ishq Main Kya Fark Hain.

Student:- Sir Pyaar Wo Hain Jo Aap Apni Beti Se Karte Hain,

                 Aur Ishq Wo Hain Jo Hum Aapki Beti Se Karte Hain.

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Boy:- Dad, Main Tang Aa Gaya Hu Zindagi Se,

           Ghar Chhod Kar Bhag Raha Hu.

Dad:- Jaate Time Room Ka Fan Or Bulb Band Kar Ke Jana…!!!

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Korey Kaghaj Pe Likha Tera Naam Hain.

Teri Tasveer Bana Dali Or Likha Ye Peghaam Hain.

Dimaangi Halat Theek Nahi,

Dhundhne Walo Ko 60,000rs Ka Inaam Hain.

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Ek Bhikhari Soo Raha Tha.

Usne Apne Samne Board Laga Rakha Tha.

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“Kirpya Katore Main Note Dale,

  Chhutte Daal Kar Neend Na Kharab Kare….☺☺☺

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Ladka:- 1 Toothbrush Dena.

              Meri Brush Ka 1 Baal Tuot Gaya Hain.

Dukandar:- 1 Baal Tut Gaya To Naya Kyo Le Rahe Ho..???

Ladka:- Jo Tuta Hain Wo Aakhari Baal Tha….☺☺☺

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Agar Wife Apni Saadi Ki Pallu,

Apni Kamar Me Thus Le To Samajh Jawo Ki.

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Ya To Wo Ghar Ka Kaam Niptayengi.

Ya Phir Aapko…..☺☺☺

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Ladka:- Station Jane Ke Kitne Lega.

Rikshawala:- 60

Ladka:- 30 Le Lo.

Rikshawala:- 30 Main Kown Le Kar Jayega.

Ladka:- Tum Pichhe Baitho Hum Leke Jayenge….☺☺

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Breakup Ke Baad Ladke Ne Ek Heart Touching Baat Kahi.

Tu Mujhe Chhod Kar Chali Gayi Iska Mujhe Dukh Nahi Hain.

Lekin Wapis Aake Meri Dusri Setting Bigaadi To Bahut Mar Khayegi Tu…

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Dali Ne Dali Par Nazar Dali,

Kisi Ne Is Par Dali,

Kisi Ne Uspar Sali,

Humne Jispar Nazar Dali,

Uske Baap Ne Uski Shadi Kahi Aur Kar Dali…☺☺☺

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Mom:- Kyo Ro Rahe Ho.

Son:- Dad Ne Mujhe Kissi Nahi Di.

Mom:- Tumne Unko Table Nahi Sunaya Hoga.

Son:- Baazu Wali Aunty Ko Kown Si Tables Aati Hain…☺☺☺

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Pappu Went To Police Station:-

Inspector:- Kya Problem Hain Tumhari…???

Pappu:- Sir Mujhe Meri Girlfriend Nahi Mil Rahi Hain.

Inspector:- Kab Se…???

Pappu:- Bachpan Se….☺☺☺

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Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hain.

Nadi Bhar Padh Paate Hain.

Balti Bhar Yaad Rahta Hain.

Chullu Bhar Number Aate Hain.

Jis Main Hum Doob Jate Hain..

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Tohar Smswa Jab Bhi Aawat Hain.

Hamar Room Room Khil Jawat Hain.

Badan Ma Gudguddi Howat Hain.

Isme Tohar Smswa Ka Kauno Kasur Nahi Hain.

Sasura Hamar Vivretwa On Rahat Hain…

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Sharabi Road Par Pada Tha,

Police Man:- Itni Kyo Pii Rakhi Hain..???

Sharabi:- Majburi Thi Sir.

Police Man:- Kya Majburi Thi…???

Sharabi:- Botal Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gaya Tha..

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Agar Logo Ke Dil Main Zinda Rahna Hain.

“ To Logo Se Paise Udhaar Le Lo”

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Ek Budhiya Cinema Hall Main Cildrink Ki Botal Leke Baithi Thi.

Kabhi 15mint Main Muuh Main Lagati To Kabhi 20mint Main.

Pass Baithe Pappu Ko Gusssa Aa Gaya.

Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chhini Aur Puri Ek Ghut Main Piker Bola,

Aise Pite Hain.

Budiya Boli Par Beta Main To Paan Thook Rahi Thi…☺☺☺

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Jab Koi Itna Khaas Ban Jaye.

Uske Bare Main Sochna Ehsaas Ban Jaye.

To Maang Lena Khuda Se Use Zindagi Bhar Ke Liye.

Isse Pehle Ki Uski Maa Kisi Aur Ki Saas Ban Jaye…☺☺☺

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Suraj Huwa Madham Chand Dhalne Laga,

Main Thahri Rahi Zameen Chalne Lagi,

Sajna Kya Ye Mera Pahla Pehla Pyaar Hain…???

Nalayak Ye Pyaar Nahi Bhukamp Hain Bhaag….

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Tere Pyaar Ka Saya “Wah Wah Wah”

Tere Pyaar Ka Saya “Wah Wah Wah”

Tere Pyaar Ka Saya “Wah Wah Wah”

Tu 2mint Ruk Main Susu Kar Ke Aaya…!!!

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Ladki:- Oye Tu Har Sms Do Dafa Kyo Karta Hain..???

Pappu:- Taaki Tu Ek Forward Kar De To Dusra Tere Pass Rahe Yaar..

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Wife:- Bahut Pyaar Se Suniye Aaj Mera “Birthday” Hain.

            Mujhe Koi Mehgi Si Cheez La Kar Dena Plz.

Husband:- Chalo Tum Tayar Ho Jawo.

                  Hum Cheeni Lene Chalet Hain.

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Aasmaan Main Kali Ghata Chai Hain,

Aaj Phir Principal Se Maar Khai Hain,

Sab Kahte Hain Sudhar Jawo,

Par Kya Kare Aaj Medam Phir Vidhya Balan Aayi Hain.

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Peasant:- Koi Lambi Umar Ka Tarika Batawo.

Doctor:- Shaadi Kar Lo.

Peasant:- Kya Isse Umar Lambi Ho Jayegi.

Doctor:- Nahi Ye Khawahish Hi Maar Jayegi..

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Girlfriend:- Tumko Pata Hain Kal Mera Birthday Hain.

                    Mujhe Kya Gift Doge..?

Boyfriend:- Jot Um Chaho Meri Jaan.

Girlfriend:- Ring..??

Boyfriend:- Thik Hain Ring Dunga Par Uthana Mat,

                     Balance Bahut Kam Hain…☺☺☺

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Badla Hain Mausam Aur Thand Ho Gayi Hain.

Aapko Yaad Kiye Bina Life Adhoori Ho Gayi Hain.

Kya Bhula Diya Humain Ya Mobile Main Sms Pack Scheme Hi Band Ho Gayi Hain.

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Lady:-Doctor Mere Lips Pe Infection Ho Gaya Hain.

Doctor:- Kiss Kitni Baar Karti Ho.

Lady:- Saal Main Ek Baar.

Doctor:- Infection Nahi Zang Lag Gaya Hain.

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Cow:- A Kya Bolti Tu.

Cow:- Kya Main Bolu.

Ox:- Sun

Cow:- Suna

Ox:- Chalti Kya Ghausala

Cow:- Kya Karu Aake Main Ghausala

Ox:- Mundi Hilayenge, Ghas Chabhange, Gobar Fayayenge Or Kya.

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