Best collection of Funny Sms in English 2017

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Girlfriend:-My Birthday Is Tomorrow, What Gift Will You Give Me?
Boyfriend:-Ring
Girlfriend:-O Really…Sweetheart!
Boyfriend:-I Will Give You a Ring but Don’t Accept My Call Tomorrow,

                       My Mobile Balance Is Very Low Sweetheart.

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Yumraj – Kejriwal, Your Age Is Over Now,

                  If You Have Any Last Will Tell;

Kejriwal – Sir, You Please Give A Statement to the Media,

                    You Are Saying All This Due To Modi… “Funny Sms English”

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Laughter Is D Best Medicine,
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But If U R Laughing Without Any Reason, U Need Medicine…

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Girlfriend: Darling Give Me Your Diamond Ring.
Boyfriend: Why Honey?
Girlfriend: I’m going to Miss You See It Every day.
Boyfriend: You Would Remember Me Anyway.
Girlfriend: How’s That?
Boyfriend: Thinking That I Had Not Given You That Precious Ring.

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If you look At the Sky Tonight

And Notice That the Brightest Star Is missing;
I Swear I Have No Clue
How the Hell I Fell from Sky but I’m Ok

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In Life, Don’t Be a Rat in a Rat Race,

Because Even If You Win You’ll Still Be A Rat,
Instead Be With Lions, Even If You Lose You’ll Still Be A Lion!

Funny English Sms Awesome Saying….!!!

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One Naughty Small Kids Purposing Madam: – I Love You Madam….☺☺☺
Madam: – I Hate Children…
Kid:-He Said With a Smile, I Will Try That …Not to Have Kids…!!!☺☺☺

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I Bought a New Printer Because

It Was Cheaper Than Ink Refills.
Now I’m Wondering How Long before

New Cars Are Cheaper than Fuel.

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You are So Opposite to me…???
When I Say Tea, you Say Coffee…!
I Say White, you Say Black…!
I Went To Dental Hospital; you went To Mental Hospital…!
I Came Back and U Still There…!

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Teacher: – What do you want to Be When You Grow Up…???
Raju: – I Want To Follow In My Father’s Footsteps And Be A Policeman.
Teacher: – I Didn’t Know Your Father Was A Policeman.
Raju: – He Isn’t, He’s A Burglar…!

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Sorry For Disturbing You At This Time.
If You Are Free Now.
If You in Good Mood Now.
If You Have No Work;
Then Please Delete This Sms.

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The Next Generation Boys Poem…
Drinking Little BEER,
How I Wonder Which BAR Is Near,
Quarter Rates Are Up So HIGH,
Have Desi With Chana Fry..!

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Teacher: – How Old Are You…???
Pappu: – Please See In School Register.
Teacher: – From Where Are You…???
Pappu: – Take A Look at School Records,
Teacher: – What Do You Love the Most, the Mother or Father?
Pappu: – Ask My Sweet Heart.
Teacher: – Where’s Your Heart?
Pappu: – Ask Your Daughter.

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Height of Good Luck…!

Teacher: Hey! Stand Up.
Tell Me Two Pronouns.
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Student: Who? Me?

Teacher: Very Good, Sit Down: D☺☺☺

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Pappu: – My Wife Is A Very Careful Driver.
Raju: – How Do You Know That…?
Pappu: – She Always Slows Down When Passing A Red Light!

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Son: – Dad I Got Punished In School Today.
Dad: – Why?
Son: – My Teacher Pointed The Scale Towards Me.
Saying… At The End Of Scale There Is An Idiot”
I Just Asked “Which End”…?

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A Student Is Talking To His Teacher:-
Student: – Would You Punish Me For Something I Didn’t Do?
Teacher: – Of Course Not.
Student: – Good, Because I Haven’t Done My Homework.

Teacher: – Behind Every Successful Man There Is A Women

                   What Do We Learn From This?
Student: – We Should Stop Wasting Time In Studies And Find A Woman.

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Boy: – I Can’t Marry You. My Family Is Not Permitting Me.
Girl: – Who’s In Your Family?
Boy: – My Wife and Children.

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Teacher: What’s The Past Participle Of The Verb ‘To Ring?’
Student: What Do You Think, Sir?
Teacher: I Don’t Think. I KNOW.
Student: I Don’t Think I Know Either, Sir.

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In A Train, Ticket Checker:-

TT: – Ticket Please…!
Raju: – I Don’t Have…
TT: Where Do You Want To Go…???
Raju: – Lord Ram’s Birth Place, Ajodhya…!
TT: – Come, Let’s Go…!
Raju: – Where?
TT: – Lord Krishna’s Birth Place, Jail…☺☺☺

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Pappu: – I Love You!
Rani: – Phurrrr…
Pappu: – I’ll Even Die for You.
Rani: – Phurrrr…
Pappu: – I Can’t Live Without You.
Rani: – Phurrrr…
Pappu: – I Even Bought A Diamond Ring For You.
Rani: – Really?
Pappu: – Phurrrrr…

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