Best collection of Funny Messages in Hindi 2017

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Ladki:- mera dil mobile aur tum uska sim ho.

Ladka:- jaan ek baat puchhu?

Ladki:- haa jaan puchho.

Ladka:- tumhara mobile dual-sim wala to nahi…

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Main tumse kuchh kahna chahta hu,

Wahi baat jo dil ko chhu jaye,

Wahi pyaar ke teen (3) ilfaz,

“MERA BHARAT MAHAN”

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Ladki:- I love you.

Ladka:- I love you too.

Ladki:- kitna pyaar karte ho tum mujhse?

Ladka:- jitna tum karti hoooo.

Ladki:- kamine, iska matlab tub hi timepass hi kar raha hain…

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Patni(gusse main):- main ghar chhor kar ja rahi hu.

Pati:- theek hain main nirmal baba ke pass ja raha hu.

Patni(muskura kar):- kyo?

                                         Mujhe wapas paane ke liye prathana karoge?

Pati:- nahi batane ja raha hu ki kirpa aane lagi hain…

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Jailer:- suna hain tum shayar ho kuchh sunawo yaar.

Qaidi:- gum-e-ulfat main jo zindagi kati humari,

              gum-e-ulfat main jo zindagi kati humari,

              jis din jamanat huie zindagi khatam tumhari…

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Dil diya tha jisko deewana samajh kar.

Dil diya tha jisko deewana samajh kar.

Kha gayi dil ko biryani samjh kar,

Ek aansu bhi nahi chhoda us bewafa ne,

Use bhi pee gayi nimbu paani samjh kar…

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Badhti hui mahgaye aur ghatti hui kamai ko dekh kar.

Aadhaar card ki nahi balki udhaar card ki jaroorat mehsoos ho rahi hain.

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Sharabi road par pada tha,

Police man, “ itni kyu piiee rakhi hain”

Sharabi, “ majburi thi sir”

Police man, “ kya majburi thi”

Sharabi, “ botal ka dhhakkan gum ho gaya tha”

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Ek bahut moti aurat mandir main mannat mangne gayi.

Usne mandir main matha tekne ke baad pandit ji se kaha,

Pandit ji, main aaj idhar bahut badi aas le kar aayi hu,

Pandit ne kaha, “ haan maine dekhi hain”

                              “ jab aap matha tek rahi thi’

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Aaj ka latest vichar;

Jitna gaur se log takrane ke baad ek dusre ko dekhte hain.

Utni gaur se sale agar pahle hi dekh le,

To takkar hi nahi hoti…

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Main uske pyaar main ban gaya barf ka golaa,

Main uske pyaar main ban gaya barf ka golaa,

Aur wo bewafa bolti hain thanda matlab coca-kola…

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Ye tumhara sulagta huwa jism,

Kapkapate hoonth,

Larkharati aawaaz,

Thartharate badan,

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Mujhe pehle se shak tha ke tumhain malariya hian…

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Maa ko 22 saal lag jaata hain,

Bete ko gentaal banane main.

Wah…wah….wah….wah….

Maa ko 22 saal lag jaata hain,

Bete ko gentaal banane main.

Aur bibi ko 22mint bhi nahi lagta,

Usi bête ko mental banane main…

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Munna bhai:- abay circuit ja baajo walay ghar say doctor ko bula la,

                           Meri tabiyat kharab ho reelli hain.

Circuit:- are bhai aap to khud doctor ho.

Munna bhai:- bolay to meri fees bahut zayada hain…

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Pati ne patni ko msg bheja;

“ meri zindagi itni pyaari, itni khubsurat banane ke liye tumhara sukriya,

   Main aaj jo bhi hu sirf tumhari vajah se hu,

   Tum mere jivan main ek farishta banke aayi ho aur

    Tumne hi mujhe jeene ka maqsad diya hian… love you”

Patni ne reply kiya;

“ maar li chouthi paak aa jawo ghar kuchh nahi karungi”

Pati:- bahar khada hu gate khol do…

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Modern bhikhari;

Ek bhikari so raha tha usne apne samne board laga rakha tha,

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Kirpiya katore main note dale chute daal ke neend kharab na kare…

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Ek raat ek choor ek ghar main ghus gaya,

Aur bola soan kaha hain.

Ullu ke patthe pura ghar khaali hain,

Kahi bhi jaake so ja…

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Tumhara msg jab jab aawat hain,

Hamaar rom rom khil jawat hian,

Badan ma gudgudi howat hain,

Esme tumar msg wa ka kauno kasoor nahi hain,

Sasura hamar mobile hi vavretwa on rahat hain…

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Card special;

Papa:- beta tumhare result ka kya huwa.

Beta:- papa 80% aaye hain.

Papa:- par marksheet par 40% likha hain.

Beta:- baki ke 40% aadhaar card link hone par sidhe account main aayega.

Papa 3 din behosh…

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Man:- koi lambi umar ka tarika baatao.

Doctor:- shaadi kar lo.

Man:- kya isse umar lambi ho jayegi.

Doctor:- nahi ye khawahis hi maar jayegi…

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Ek din rawan disco gaya;

Gate par lagaye entry frees board ko pardh kar brhosh ho gaya.

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Kyoki us par likha tha

“Entry fee rs.2000 per head”

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Dil ki baat dil main mat rakhna,

Jo pasand ho usse I love you kehna,

Agar wo gusse main aa jaye to darna mat rakhi nikalna

Aur kehna pyaari behna milte rehna…

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