50+ Latest Collection of Best Funny Quotes Ever in 2017

Hello Friends, here we are presenting a Latest Collection of Best Funny Quotes Ever in 2017 especially for you. Send and share this Funny Quotes on your Whatsapp Profile. Best Sad Status is searching for the best collection of Best Funny Quotes Ever, Funniest Quotes Ever, Funny Quotes, Best Funny Quotes. So, doesn’t delay let us make your work easy to find your favorite Quotes on your Whatsapp Profile?  We have brought to you the Latest and Best Funny Quotes Ever in 2017. So, have a look and lovely collection your favorite Funny Quotes send or share with Sense of Quotes.

Best Funny Quotes Ever

  1. Girls Use Photoshop to Look Beautiful, Boys Use Photoshop to Show Their Creativity.
  2. Fact: Phone on Silent Mode- 10 Missed Calls, Turns Volume to Loud- Nobody Calls All Day!!
  3. Girls, If He Only Wants Your Breasts, Legs and Thighs. Send Him To KFC.
  4. You Can Never Buy Love, But Still You Have To Pay For It…
  5. If You Are Going To Speak Bad Things About Me On My Back, Come To Me. I’ll Tell You More.
  6. Last Seen 1980! :D:D
  7. God Is Really Creative, I Mean… Just Look at Me! JJJ
  8. I Hate Fake People. You Know What I’m talking about. Mannequins. :D:D
  9. I’m Not Lazy; I’m On Energy Saving Mode.
  10. I Love My Job Only When I’m On Vacation…..
  11. Never Make Eye Contact While Eating a Banana.
  12. Life Is Short – Chat Fast!
  13. If Life Gives You Lemons, Just Add Vodka.
  14. How Can I Miss Something I Never Had?
  15. Hey There Whatsapp Is Using Me…!!!

Funniest Quotes Ever

  1. My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. Lol JJJ
  2. If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either!!!
  3. Today’s Relationships: You can touch each other but not each other’s phones.
  4. I am sure I have a defective iPhone, I keep pressing the home button and I’m still at work.
  5. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
  6. When a woman says WHAT? It’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
  7. My bed is always extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.
  8. One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions…J
  9. I always learn from mistake of others who take my adviceJJJ
  10. If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.
  11. If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking!!!
  12. I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of themJJJ
  13. All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
  14. Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
  15. I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
  16. A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

Funny Quotes

  1. My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!
  2. When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars, When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians…
  3. Whoever says “Good Morning” on Monday’s deserves to get slapped JJ
  4. Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
  5. Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook…!!!
  6. Everything funnier when you’re supposed to be quiet… :)J
  7. I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!
  8. Save water drink beer.
  9. 6 Peg Loading…: D
  10. Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it
  11. Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
  12. God is really creative, I mean…just look at me 😛
  13. Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
  14. When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…
  15. I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.
  16. My father always told me, ‘Find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.
  17. Life is too short smile while you still have teeth…
  18. My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
  19. If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂
  20. I’m Jealous of My Parents… I’ll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!
  21. Here my dad comes on Whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…
  22. Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
  23. I like to study… Arithmetic – NO … world history – NO…. Chemistry – NO…. GIRLS – YES!!!
  24. Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!! 😛
  25. People call me mike… You can call me tonight… :p

These are the best lovely collection of Best Funny Quotes Ever in 2017. How you like it please share your opinion and suggestion in comment box, also share if you have Funny Quotes or any other Sms or messages or wishes or quotes which is suitable for our site. We will update your Sms or messages with your name and address.

Stay with us for more interesting Sms and messages…..

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *